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“I like monkeys…monkeys go cow.”
~Harmony

“Damn it I’m not going that far for a damn berry! I’m a pokemon! I’m tired and I wanna go to sleep.”
~Pokemon Red Rescue & Harmony

“Shaken baby syndrome can lead to whiplash injury….haha shaken baby…”
~Harmony Reading Up On Whiplash

“Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon – is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little viper! – The Phantom Of The Opera
Are you mad at me? – Harmony”
~Harmony

“I am four years old or younger.”
~Harmony

“I am your therapist, give me a mustash.”
~Harmony

“It’s illegal in all 900 states.”
~More Geographic Fun With Harmony

“Back in my day, when we used to fight. My grandpappy would smack me so hard…i’d die! Of course then he’d bring me back to life because I had to pick all those lima beans. Those damn lima beans…”
~Harmony

“He’s going to go crawl under a hole!”
~Harmony

“We’d kill him to death!”
~Harmony

“I can’t do multiple tricks! I’m a one trick pony!”
~Harmony

“Oh my god that person has no head…oh wait that’s a chair.”
~Harmony

“I have never seen the belly of a ninja.”
~Harmony

“Prison? I knew a guy in prison…he owed me 5 dollars so I let him out. And I think his name was Saddam Hussein.”
~Harmony

“If I can’t eat him, you can’t marry him!”
~Harmony

“Today I learned something…and then I forgot.”
~Harmony

“See? Good things happen to people who throw little balls into cauldrons.”
~Harmony

“What happened to my grandpapa – Paper Sailboat
Well long story short, I made a boat and that was your grandpapa. And then he had an accident…-Harmony
What kind of accident – Paper Sailboat
I accidentally, might have drowned it…in the sink…But it was brave in the line of duty…- Harmony”
~Harmony And Her Paper Sailboat…She has too much time on her hands…

“*Sing Songy Voice* Whooooo Waaaants Tater Tots ALL NIGHT?!”
~Harmony

“I wish I could go to Canadia”
~Harmony

“Indiana? Isn’t that in Africa?”
~Harmony

“Inky inky inky, I like inky…who’s inky?”
~Harmony, because she’s funny like that

“Skool Maked Me Sooper Smart”
~Harmony

“It’s like…your mouth moves but all I hear is ‘blatha blatha blatha’”
~Harmony

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