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“I feel like a kid who drew a crayon drawing for their parents only to have their parents say, ‘What a nice tree!’ and it’s actually a family portrait or a duck. ”
~Eden-Avalon

“Hobos. The World’s internet.”
~Eden-Avalon

“It was so scary I felt a shiver down my spine. Or maybe that’s the epilepsy…”
~Eden-Avalon

“Fly, FFFLLLYYY~ Man in a kitty suit!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’ll stop beating you when you stop deserving it.”
~Eden-Avalon

“I have to go watch my japanese soap opera now, then walk around twirling my hair and going like this ‘la la la la la’ ”
~Eden-Avalon

“I named mine Licia. But I thought about MooMooTown. Heh…MooMoo Town…Sorry I was lost in my own cleverness.”
~Eden-Avalon

“IHOP! International. ~pose~ House. ~pose~ Of. ~pose~ PANCAKES!”
~Eden-Avalon

“No picky upy!”
~Eden-Avalon

“A nobel peace prize?! How’d he pull that off? He must have KILLED everyone else on the list!”
~Eden-Avalon

“How old are you, Fat cow?”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m deaf! Deaf in two ears! The other one is fine.”
~Eden-Avalon

“There are zombies on my computer just waiting for me to shoot them!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I want to call you Mother Shabubu from now on.”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’ve got green tea…that’s a food group!”
~Eden-Avalon

“It’s not crazy at all…or maybe i’m just crazy too…probably that second one.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Music, it’s the lifeblood of…life…yeah.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Ha! Death to you tiny shadow man with bow!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Cover your man parts…and back away…”
~Eden-Avalon

“It’s nappy time god-damnit!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Only the Russian babies shall cry.”
~Eden-Avalon

“My name is not Boris!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Though it is a rather persuasive toe…”
~Eden-Avalon

“Kiona it didn’t work! There’s no alcohol in this water!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Strength and patience or utter stupidity. Sometimes I can’t tell the difference.”
~Eden-Avalon

“It’s a british boy that likes to jump out of windows, of course it’s going to remind you of Peter Pan.”
~Eden-Avalon

“If it were a hamburger at McDonalds it’d be McPsh!.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Not suicidal, just semicidal.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Next thing you know you two will get tangled up in the heat of the world cup and start making babies!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I less then three that Hello Kitty! … Oh that rhymed!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Smack him! Evil crack-ho.”
~Eden-Avalon

“You are sheep! sheep!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I AM NOT CORN!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Sometimes I wonder if I did some HUGE cosmic wrong in my past life to earn the friends I have.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Whenever I laugh, my loose grippens.”
~Eden-Avalon (I meant my grip loosens)

“Long division takes me so damn long!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Stranger safety? Is that like…safety for strangers?”
~Eden-Avalon

“Aww but look at him! He’s a sad puppy! A sad puppy of evil!”
~Eden-Avalon

“You’re just jealous of gatorade because you’re not rehydrating, replenishing or refueling!”
~ Eden-Avalon

“You have a, a, a, d, a, d … I mean ADD”
~Eden-Avalon

“Because! Dumbo’s a baby element”
~Eden-Avalon

“I need to plant dirt.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Random white jewish people make the best reggae artists”
~Eden-Avalon (Matisyahu!)

“All trespassers will be shot to death upon sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!”
~Eden-Avalon (After The Construction Of My First Treehouse)

“It won’t obey the mighty noodle!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Hug the pillow throw the anvil…THAT’S the wave of the future…WAVE OF THE FUTURE!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Wait…so when he was screaming ‘STOP, STOP!’ I was supposed to stop?”
~After Stepping In Cement

“Damn Englatarians!”
~Eden-Avalon; I meant the “English”

“He looked fine! Until he fell into that damn pit of lava…”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m a sleepy puppy!”
~Eden-Avalon

“It’s like child kidnapping!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Pfft! I’m a rebel man! I’ll lick doorknobs on any planet!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I didn’t punch you on purpose! I was just trying to beat you down!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m just not that cold blooded…well at least not THAT cold blooded”
~Eden-Avalon

“Oh my god! There’s a fat boy in the chocolate!”
~Eden-Avalon

“He’s like the Britney Spears of pacificm!”
~Eden-Avalon

“No, i’m okay! Really! It only hurts when I breathe…”
~Eden-Avalon

“It’s gooey and mysterious! What more could you want?”
~Eden-Avalon

“YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT! YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT!”
~Eden-Avalon, after walking into a door

“I’m not inhuman, I feel. Just because I manage to hide them so well doesn’t mean they’re not real.”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m a bad…bad…witch…SHAME ON ME.”
~Eden-Avalon

“It’s like a smorgesboard of love!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m such a capable walker now…~trips over a piece of paper on the floor~ ACK! HELP! HELP! I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Hi! I’m peggy-sue, eleventh grade president and…GO TO HELL!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Well…you could always hit him over the head with a shovel…It always seems to solve my problems!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Wait…you said…?que?que?que? huh? huh?”
~Eden-Avalon

“Ame no michi ni utsuru kage
Sore wa ai no jubaku toita ore
Dakaretai to sugaru hito ni sae
Kotoba hitotsu kakete agerarezu
(As I walk down the road, shadows overwhelm
No longer yours to break; strangely, though, still beneath your spell
Still want to hold you close, feel you near, hear you speak again
But what you said to me still remains; haunts me endlessly)”
~Eden-Avalon (Singing)

“I’m a cute pig too!”
~Eden-Avalon

“With 5 corpses for extra squishy!”
~Eden-Avalon

“Not everyone that speaks is a speaker, nor anyone that paints a painter. Such talents come innate and beautiful and natural. I am not one of those people.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Hey look. If you’re afraid of heights, don’t climb ladders. If you’re afraid of marshmallows, don’t climb ladders made of marshmallows you dumb-ass.”
~Eden-Avalon’s Advice To A Marshmallowphobic Friend

“Your Canadia is showing”
~Eden-Avalon To Tanwen

“Tears that drown my heart…Tears that feed my soul. Tears…the language of my love for you.”
~Eden-Avalon

“Whip me, beat me, break me, hate me…do whatever you want to do to me today
Come tommorow i’ll still obey”
~Eden-Avalon

“No Merlin! STAY AWAY FROM MY CHICKEN WING!”
~Eden-Avalon

“IT’S MY CUSTARD! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! YOU CAN’T HAVE IT MERLIN! GET YOUR OWN CUSTARD! STEAL IT FROM THE TELETUBBIES!”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m telling you it’s getting out of hand! Merlin has eaten my Steak, my Pizza, My Drumstick (Ice Cream), My Cookie, my Custard AND my Chicken Wing all I have left is this scoop of rainbow sherbert! ~Looks to said scoop of Rainbow Sherbert Ice Cream to find it half-gone and Merlin’s little face smothered in it~ …………………..”
~Eden-Avalon

“We travel in the night, using old leaky boats and our feet for transportation. We eat what we find and sleep where we can. We may be vagabond, but that doesn’t make us impure…it doesn’t make me a creature of evil. Of course what the local priest or law enforcement figure tells a person will always have more affect then those words of a stranger. I can’t remember the last time that I made a friend…until I met him.”
~Eden-Avalon (From My Fanfiction The Inu Hanyou Of Notre Dame)

“I know that I have never cared for anyone or anything. I also know that when I do…it’ll hurt.”
~Eden-Avalon

“I Do Not Fear…I…~Runs Like Hell~”
~Eden-Avalon

“Time heals all wounds; at least that’s what they led me to believe. Then you tore through me…relentlessly. Breaking and shattering every bit of my heart.”
~Eden-Avalon

“I’m sick and tired of it. I hate having to be at the beck and call of everyone I know. I hate the feeling of having to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders…Especially when, after all you people have done to me, I can barely hold myself up.
~Eden-Avalon