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“How do you hand-make ramen? It comes in plastic packages.”

“I had no idea that ramen existed outside of packages labeled “beef” and “oriental”. This is blowing my mind. You’re breaking my head! Ohmygosh make it stop!”

“I would like a sonic cheeseburger with cheese. – Random Sonic Customer
OK sir, that’s gonna be one sonic cheeseburger without cheese – Rat
NO! I want cheese! – Random Sonic Customer
OH, ok sir, so a sonic cheeseburger? – Rat
with cheese! – Random Sonic Customer”
~Ah the joys of the food service industry.

“Have confidence, perseverance, and faith in yourself so you can hit a winner.”
~A PE Room Sign

“My dad doesn’t know how to speak English good.”
~Harmony’s Friend Tanya

“I prefer Mother Jon-Jon. Or better yet call me Mother Shabubu.”

“How blatantly sexual can I be on my myspace?”

“I love how ruthless we can be while remaining ‘civil’.”

“I like monkeys. Especially ninja monkeys.”

“Nothing better than watching a bunch of drunk rednecks play with fire works.”

“I mean do you have any idea how many mashed potatos I could buy with 1000 dollars?!”

“You’re about to go to church don’t fornicate!”

“I should shoot myself for being a punk wannabe, damn i cant even get anarchy right im too pathetic. Shoot me now im an emo kid. Laugh at me, I cry because its what emo kids do.”
~Karl’s Continuation on Brandon’s Emo Song

“My girlfriend dumped me…and I failed my math test again.”
~Brandon’s Emo Song

“It’s like bang-bang holes in your teeth!”

“I used to be a big girl.”

“Maybe she’s Hitler! Reinformated! I mean, reincarnated!

“Oh! I want to be the girl with the chlamydia!”
~Chynne (it was a play!)

“Where did most slaves come from? – Mr. Kiebler
Alabama? – Tatiana”
~In My History Class

“I’m going to live in my neighbor’s garage. It’s going to have shag carpet EVERYWHERE!”

“It’s grammar skillz, with a z!”

“Wow…Talking ghetto really isn’t very flattering yo.”

“It’s okay. I’m a ninja”

“I’m not supposed to be applausing for myself”
~Erika B.

“Don’t cry for me Argentina!”

“Turtle dove…AWAY!”

“People are what they choose to be…”

“Yes your mother…she must be Catholic…-Harmony
I don’t know…Umm…I’m American…-Yanni”
~My Sister And Her Friend On Religion

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
~ Britney Spears, Pop Singer

“The squishy! The squishy!”

“Latte, the french word for, you paid way too much for that coffee”

“That erm…additionatin’”

“He’s a pussy superstar!”

“Watch out for peeping toms – Cyrus
It’s a second floor window – Alexandra
A lot of people could be out there…like…spiderman! – Cyrus”
~Cyrus and Alexandra on Peeping Toms

What the hell was that? – Brittney
Relax, Brittney, it was my cat. – Draga
(two minutes later)
What the hell was that? – Brittney
Relax, Brittney, it was just my cat. – Draga
(two minutes later)
What the hell was that? – Brittney
Brittney, shut up! – Draga”
~Brittney and Draga

“I can speak Canadian!”
~One Of Harmony’s Friends

“No one refers to my pathetic excuse for a brother as a pathetic excuse for a brother except me!”

“Pytagorian Thingum!”

“I Like Kitties…I like fuzzy kitties…I like wuzzy kitties…I like fuzzy wuzzy kitties…I like wuzzy fuzzy kitties…I like…OH FUCK!”
~Houshi (While being forced *by me* to learn a poem I wrote)

“You don’t love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand…”

“Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Three months of fun,
Then back to hell.”

“I’m going to turn my lights off – Alexandra
*Turns Them Off* Oh Shit! It’s dark! – Alexandra”

“Smiling is only a symptom of happiness and can be faked. Do not assume that everybody who smiles is happy.”
~Jessica Albert

“I have to wait until i’m inspirated”

“I’m just not used to rejecting people with boobs…”

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
~ Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.”
~ Bill Peterson, football coach

“The tears and blood will start to haunt my dreams, as I am soon to realize that nothing’s what it seems.”

“I thought the moral was…never trust a seal woman?”

“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.”
~ Dwight Eisenhower

“By three methods may we learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is bitterest.”

“Suicide is not chosen. It happens when pain exceeds resources for dealing with pain.”

“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”
~ Penny Ward Moser

“Walking across the thin ice of my dreams, fearing the cold waters of reality beneath me. Yet onward I tred.”

“Hazards are one of the main causes of accidents”
~Safety with beef cattle

“We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, and yet … they all exist very nicely in the same box.”

“Well, Toutousai…don’t you think it’s a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength…it’s the same whether it’s a famous sword or a log.”

“I come from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, and I do not live in an igloo, but my nieghbor does. I have a cave.”

“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
~ Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

“I was in a Gifted and Talented class when I was little. – Pheobe”
No you weren’t. – Molly”
Yes I were! – Pheobe”
~On Pheobe’s Intelligence

“You’re retarded. – Coleen
No I’m not. – Alexandra
You are too. – Coleen
I are not retarded! – Alexandra”
~On Alexandra’s Intelligence