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“How do you hand-make ramen? It comes in plastic packages.”
~Alexandra

“I had no idea that ramen existed outside of packages labeled “beef” and “oriental”. This is blowing my mind. You’re breaking my head! Ohmygosh make it stop!”
~Alexandra

“I would like a sonic cheeseburger with cheese. – Random Sonic Customer
OK sir, that’s gonna be one sonic cheeseburger without cheese – Rat
NO! I want cheese! – Random Sonic Customer
OH, ok sir, so a sonic cheeseburger? – Rat
with cheese! – Random Sonic Customer”
~Ah the joys of the food service industry.

“Have confidence, perseverance, and faith in yourself so you can hit a winner.”
~A PE Room Sign

“My dad doesn’t know how to speak English good.”
~Harmony’s Friend Tanya

“I prefer Mother Jon-Jon. Or better yet call me Mother Shabubu.”
~Jon-Jon

“How blatantly sexual can I be on my myspace?”
~Rina

“I love how ruthless we can be while remaining ‘civil’.”
~Tabitha

“I like monkeys. Especially ninja monkeys.”
~Rina

“Nothing better than watching a bunch of drunk rednecks play with fire works.”
~Britteny

“I mean do you have any idea how many mashed potatos I could buy with 1000 dollars?!”
~Felicity

“You’re about to go to church don’t fornicate!”
~Felicity

“I should shoot myself for being a punk wannabe, damn i cant even get anarchy right im too pathetic. Shoot me now im an emo kid. Laugh at me, I cry because its what emo kids do.”
~Karl’s Continuation on Brandon’s Emo Song

“My girlfriend dumped me…and I failed my math test again.”
~Brandon’s Emo Song

“It’s like bang-bang holes in your teeth!”
~Haru-chan

“I used to be a big girl.”
~Jon-Jon

“Maybe she’s Hitler! Reinformated! I mean, reincarnated!
~Kiona

“Oh! I want to be the girl with the chlamydia!”
~Chynne (it was a play!)

“Where did most slaves come from? – Mr. Kiebler
Alabama? – Tatiana”
~In My History Class

“I’m going to live in my neighbor’s garage. It’s going to have shag carpet EVERYWHERE!”
~Kiona

“It’s grammar skillz, with a z!”
~Kiona

“Wow…Talking ghetto really isn’t very flattering yo.”
~Kiona

“It’s okay. I’m a ninja”
~Alexandra

“I’m not supposed to be applausing for myself”
~Erika B.

“Don’t cry for me Argentina!”
~Kiona

“Turtle dove…AWAY!”
~Kiona

“People are what they choose to be…”
~Ratty

“Yes your mother…she must be Catholic…-Harmony
I don’t know…Umm…I’m American…-Yanni”
~My Sister And Her Friend On Religion

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
~ Britney Spears, Pop Singer

“The squishy! The squishy!”
~Kiona

“Latte, the french word for, you paid way too much for that coffee”
~Mia/Tanwen

“That erm…additionatin’”
~Kayleigh

“He’s a pussy superstar!”
~Kiona

“Watch out for peeping toms – Cyrus
It’s a second floor window – Alexandra
A lot of people could be out there…like…spiderman! – Cyrus”
~Cyrus and Alexandra on Peeping Toms

“THUD
What the hell was that? – Brittney
Relax, Brittney, it was my cat. – Draga
(two minutes later)
THUD
What the hell was that? – Brittney
Relax, Brittney, it was just my cat. – Draga
(two minutes later)
THUD
What the hell was that? – Brittney
Brittney, shut up! – Draga”
~Brittney and Draga

“I can speak Canadian!”
~One Of Harmony’s Friends

“No one refers to my pathetic excuse for a brother as a pathetic excuse for a brother except me!”
~Mia/Tanwen

“Pytagorian Thingum!”
~Kayleigh

“I Like Kitties…I like fuzzy kitties…I like wuzzy kitties…I like fuzzy wuzzy kitties…I like wuzzy fuzzy kitties…I like…OH FUCK!”
~Houshi (While being forced *by me* to learn a poem I wrote)

“You don’t love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand…”
~Annonymous

“Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Three months of fun,
Then back to hell.”
~Kendra

“I’m going to turn my lights off – Alexandra
Okay…-James
*Turns Them Off* Oh Shit! It’s dark! – Alexandra”
~Alexandra

“Smiling is only a symptom of happiness and can be faked. Do not assume that everybody who smiles is happy.”
~Jessica Albert

“I have to wait until i’m inspirated”
~Kayleigh

“I’m just not used to rejecting people with boobs…”
~Rina

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
~ Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.”
~ Bill Peterson, football coach

“The tears and blood will start to haunt my dreams, as I am soon to realize that nothing’s what it seems.”
~Unknown

“I thought the moral was…never trust a seal woman?”
~Waffle

“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.”
~ Dwight Eisenhower

“By three methods may we learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is bitterest.”
~Confucius

“Suicide is not chosen. It happens when pain exceeds resources for dealing with pain.”
~Unknown

“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”
~ Penny Ward Moser

“Walking across the thin ice of my dreams, fearing the cold waters of reality beneath me. Yet onward I tred.”
~Unknown

“Hazards are one of the main causes of accidents”
~Safety with beef cattle

“We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, and yet … they all exist very nicely in the same box.”
~Unknown

“Well, Toutousai…don’t you think it’s a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength…it’s the same whether it’s a famous sword or a log.”
~Sesshoumaru

“I come from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, and I do not live in an igloo, but my nieghbor does. I have a cave.”
~Mia/Tanwen

“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
~ Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

“I was in a Gifted and Talented class when I was little. – Pheobe”
No you weren’t. – Molly”
Yes I were! – Pheobe”
~On Pheobe’s Intelligence

“You’re retarded. – Coleen
No I’m not. – Alexandra
You are too. – Coleen
I are not retarded! – Alexandra”
~On Alexandra’s Intelligence